By Rob C.
Art by Jeff Koterba
TL;DR: The “America First” strategy has finally achieved its logical conclusion: an America with no one in the cockpit. By purging the government of anyone who doesn’t swear a blood oath to the “Anti-Woke” crusade, the administration has left the country’s doors unlocked and the alarm system dismantled.
While Americans are distracted by culture war nonsense and gold-plated propaganda rallies, the Trump administration has quietly hollowed out the agencies responsible for protecting the country from actual threats. Public health leadership has collapsed, cybersecurity defenses have been gutted, military leadership has been purged, and critical federal positions remain vacant or filled by loyalist clowns.
have been replaced with a podcaster, and handed the steering wheel to a conspiracy theorist.
Good morning to everyone except the foreign hackers currently browsing our infrastructure like it’s an open-air market. We’ve always been told that the United States is the world’s superpower, a fortress of ingenuity and readiness. But as of May 2026, the fortress has no guards, and the commander-in-thief is currently busy sleeping through his daily intelligence briefings.
America likes to imagine itself as the most powerful country on Earth. Giant military. Massive economy. Satellites. Aircraft carriers. Bald eagles soaring majestically over pickup truck commercials narrated by Sam Elliott. The whole cinematic package.
But here’s the uncomfortable truth: modern countries are not held together by flags and fighter jets alone. They run on systems. Competent people. Public institutions. Scientists. Engineers. Analysts. Doctors. Cybersecurity experts. Emergency planners. Career officials whose names you will never know because they are too busy quietly preventing disasters instead of screaming on cable news.
And the Trump administration has spent the last several years setting those systems on fire like raccoons loose in a fireworks warehouse.
The Trump administration hasn’t just “trimmed the fat” of the federal government; they’ve performed a self-lobotomy. Through a combination of mass firings, “deferred resignations,” and a blatant disdain for expertise, the federal workforce is the smallest it has been in 15 years. We are 250,000 employees lighter than we were in 2024, a 12% drop that represents the largest gutting of the civil service since the 1990s.
The danger is not simply that Trump is incompetent. We already knew that. The man once stared directly into a solar eclipse like a confused golden retriever. The real danger is that his administration treats expertise itself as the enemy. Competence is suspicious. Knowledge is “elitist.” Science is apparently a communist plot invented by Dr. Fauci and the ghost of Karl Marx.
The result is a federal government increasingly staffed not by experienced professionals, but by ideological loyalists, conspiracy theorists, TV personalities, and whatever remains after scraping the bottom of the InfoWars comment section.
And while Trump spends his days ranting about, ballrooms, immigrants, and how windmills are apparently part of some global anti-Trump conspiracy, the actual machinery protecting the United States is quietly falling apart.
No Health, No Services
Let’s start with Health and Human Services (HSS) — the agency responsible for things like, oh, preventing mass death during disease outbreaks. Minor detail. Where the philosophy seems to be “what you don’t know can’t hurt you until it kills you.”
After the ouster of multiple health officials and the collapse of leadership throughout major agencies, the HHS increasingly resembles a hospital run by people who think WebMD is witchcraft. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the FDA, and other public health agencies have experienced massive staffing losses, resignations, layoffs, and leadership vacuums.
Following the ouster of FDA Commissioner Marty Makary just yesterday—apparently for the high crime of resisting the President’s push for fruit-flavored e-cigarettes—the agency is in total freefall.
Susan Monarez, the CDC Director, was tossed out in August 2025 after she reportedly refused to “rubber-stamp” unscientific directives or fire the very experts whose job it is to keep us from dying of the plague. Imagine that — a scientist wanting science to guide health policy. Absolutely unacceptable behavior in modern Republican governance.
Following her departure, key CDC leadership roles remained unfilled while veteran public health officials either resigned or were forced out amid restructuring efforts that looked less like reform and more like a hostile takeover by people who think vaccines contain microchips and oat milk causes communism.
This matters because pandemics do not care about political ideology. Viruses are notoriously bipartisan. They do not stop at red states, blue states, or Truth Social accounts screaming about freedom. Public health infrastructure only works when qualified people are allowed to do their jobs before catastrophe strikes. By the time a disease outbreak becomes visible to the average person, it is often already spreading rapidly. That is why experienced epidemiologists, disease surveillance experts, and emergency response coordinators are essential.
Unfortunately, America now appears to be replacing those people with anti-vaccine influencers and wellness grifters who think essential oils are a substitute for modern medicine. Trump’s health advice is to drink bleach and stick a light up your bum. So, we got that going for us.
The “Open Door” Policy
If you think our physical health is being gambled with, wait until you see what they’ve done to our digital walls. Cybersecurity — another tiny issue that only determines whether hostile foreign governments can shut down hospitals, power grids, banking systems, pipelines, air traffic control, or critical infrastructure. No big deal.
Then came the April 2025 massacre of our national security apparatus, including the firing of Gen. Timothy Haugh, the head of the NSA and U.S. Cyber Command. By decapitating our cyber leadership, we haven’t just left the door open; we’ve invited every bad actor from Moscow to Pyongyang to come in and rearrange the furniture.
In early 2025, the administration terminated members of the Cyber Safety Review Board (CSRB), including experts investigating major Chinese cyberattacks targeting American systems.
This is not just bureaucratic churn. Cybersecurity depends heavily on continuity, institutional knowledge, and coordination between government agencies and private-sector experts. Removing experienced personnel during ongoing cyber threats is roughly equivalent to firing your firefighters while the house is actively burning.
America’s enemies are not asleep. China, Russia, criminal ransomware groups, hostile intelligence services, and extremist networks spend every day probing US systems for weaknesses. Modern warfare is no longer limited to bombs and missiles. A sophisticated cyberattack can cripple transportation, shut down hospitals, freeze banking systems, disrupt communications, or create nationwide chaos without firing a single bullet.
And what has the administration been doing while these threats escalate? Purging experts and replacing them with loyalists whose main qualification appears to be agreeing with Trump on television.
The Military Purge:
At the Pentagon, Defense Secretary “Pickled” Pete Hegseth - a man who often looks like he was assembled in a sports bar during a blackout has been busy conducting a “wartime purge” that looks more like an authoritarian consolidation than a national security strategy. Under Pete Hegseth, the administration has overseen the removal, forced retirement, or dismissal of more than two dozen senior military leaders. Highly respected officers, including Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. CQ Brown and Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George, were swept aside as part of an ideological purge masquerading as anti-“woke” reform.
According to multiple reports, roughly 60% of the officials removed were women or minorities. Which is quite the coincidence. Apparently the administration believes diversity itself is more dangerous than authoritarianism, corruption, or nuclear war.
Hegseth and his allies insist these moves are necessary to restore “warrior culture,” because nothing says military readiness quite like firing experienced leadership during a period of global instability so you can own the libs on podcasts.
The truly terrifying part is that many of the officers removed had strong reputations for professionalism, strategic competence, and institutional independence. That last part is particularly important. Democracies rely on politically neutral military leadership. Authoritarian systems, on the other hand, demand personal loyalty to the ruler above all else.
That distinction matters... A lot.
History is filled with regimes that purged military leadership in favor of loyalists. It almost never ends with stability and freedom. It usually ends with crackdowns, corruption, and eventually disaster.
And the chaos extends far beyond these agencies.
The Abandoned Agency Ledger
Key positions throughout the federal government have become revolving doors of scandal, firings, resignations, and ideological warfare. Homeland Security, the Justice Department, the FDA, FEMA, the Federal Reserve, labor agencies, military branches — one after another, senior officials have been removed, pressured out, or replaced amid political conflict and loyalty tests.
Pam Bondi reportedly departed amid pressure connected to the Epstein investigations and frustrations over insufficient prosecution of political enemies. FDA Commissioner Marty Makary was reportedly removed after resisting White House pressure on policy changes. Lisa Cook’s removal from the Federal Reserve raised alarm about political interference in economic institutions traditionally designed to remain independent.
Even agencies meant to function above partisan politics increasingly resemble reality television elimination rounds.
“You’re fired” has apparently evolved from branding gimmick into governing philosophy.
And this is the central danger of Trumpism: it replaces institutional competence with personal loyalty. Expertise becomes secondary to obedience. The mission is no longer protecting the public — it is protecting the leader, defending the narrative, and rewarding ideological conformity.
That approach works wonderfully in authoritarian systems right up until reality arrives with a baseball bat.
A pandemic does not care about loyalty. A cyberattack does not care about campaign slogans. A military crisis does not care how many culture war clips went viral on TikTok. Eventually the bill for incompetence comes due. Remember the Iran war?
And unfortunately, ordinary Americans usually pay it first.
The irony is almost painful. Trump and his allies constantly present themselves as defenders of “strength” and “security,” yet their policies systematically weaken the very institutions designed to keep the country functioning during emergencies. They slash expertise, demonize professionals, hollow out agencies, and politicize every corner of government while wrapping themselves in flags and screaming about patriotism.
It is performance patriotism — nationalism as pro wrestling theater. Loud. Aggressive. Completely detached from reality.
Meanwhile, actual governance quietly collapses in the background.
The image that keeps coming to mind is a clown car hurtling down the freeway at ninety miles an hour while the passengers argue about pronouns, immigrants, and whether libraries are secretly communist training camps. The engine is on fire. The brakes are gone. The windshield is cracked. Half the mechanics were fired for being “woke.” And the driver — the man supposedly in charge — is asleep at the wheel while aides frantically convert intelligence briefings into something resembling a children’s coloring book.
That would be funny if it weren’t so dangerous.
Because eventually, something will hit this country hard. Another pandemic. A major cyberattack. A financial crisis. A military emergency. A natural disaster. Maybe several at once. And when that moment comes, Americans may discover that the institutions they assumed would protect them were quietly dismantled years earlier by politicians more interested in loyalty, propaganda, and billionaire tax cuts than actual governance.
Countries do not collapse all at once. They erode through incompetence, corruption, ideological extremism, and institutional decay. They weaken gradually until one major crisis exposes how hollowed out everything has become.
And by then, it is usually too late.
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Robert Cain, author of Democracy for Sale: How Corporate Greed Is Corrupting Democracy and Endangering the Planet. Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and booksellers everywhere.