Debacle at Davos: The Champagne-Soaked Funeral for the Middle Class

By Rob C.

Art by Steve Sack

TL;DR: A few thousand billionaires flew to Switzerland to congratulate themselves on screwing the world, the “Spirit of Dialogue” has never smelled more like jet fuel and hypocrisy. With 3,000 billionaires now hoarding a staggering $18.3 trillion—a record high that could end global hunger twenty times over with just a fraction of their unpaid taxes—the “Davos Man” has officially declared they own the planet. While Trump shakes the status quo with his erratic behavior, he’s simultaneously fueling the greatest wealth transfer in human history. It’s time to stop treating these oligarchs like visionaries and start treating them like the structural defects they are.

Every January, the Alps echo with the soft clink of champagne flutes and the muffled sound of democracy being auctioned off behind closed doors. Welcome to Davos, the annual gathering of the ultra-wealthy and ultra-powerful—where billionaires, CEOs, hedge fund vampires, and their favorite politicians convene to congratulate one another on how they have screwed the rest of the world.

If you want the owner’s manual for this circus, read Peter S. Goodman’s Davos Man: How the Billionaires Devoured the World. The book laid out how a transnational elite detached itself from nations, taxes, and accountability, replacing citizenship with capital and democracy with Davos-panel buzzwords. Since that book was published, the problem hasn’t improved—it’s metastasized.

As of 2025, there are roughly 3,000 billionaires worldwide, sitting on a combined $18.3 trillion in net worth. The United States dominates the list, because of course it does. That obscene pile of money didn’t materialize from innovation alone—it was extracted. From labor. From public infrastructure. From tax systems hollowed out by lobbyists and lawyers whose entire job is to make sure “contribution to society” remains a theoretical concept and only for “normal” people.

Here’s the part that should make you choke on your organic Davos hors d’oeuvre: the unpaid taxes on that wealth alone could eliminate extreme global hunger, fund universal access to healthcare, and accelerate a full transition to clean, cheap energy—without meaningfully changing the lifestyle of a single billionaire in attendance. No yachts lost. No private jets grounded. No Aspen homes repossessed. Just fewer children starving.

Instead, wealth inequality has reached levels the world has literally never seen before. Not during the Gilded Age. Not during feudalism. Not during the height of empire. Average people are working longer hours, juggling multiple jobs, drowning in debt, and still struggling to afford food, housing, or basic healthcare for their kids—while Davos Man gives keynote speeches about “resilience.”

Donald Trump didn’t invent this system, but he sure poured gasoline on it. He both contributed to the rot and destabilized the polite fiction that these people were responsible stewards of anything. His erratic, deranged behavior rattled the status quo, not because it threatened billionaire power, but because it made the grift obvious. Golden toilets, crypto scams, foreign bribes, deregulation-for-sale—it was Davos values without the decorum.

As I detail in Democracy for Sale, these hoarders aren’t content to own everything—they want to control everything. They buy media to shape reality. They buy politicians to rig the rules. They buy courts to ensure consequences remain optional. The goal isn’t prosperity; it’s permanence.

So yes, it’s fair to ask: is it time for a worldwide revolution?

Before anyone accuses me of inciting violence, let’s be clear—revolution doesn’t start with pitchforks. It starts with people refusing to accept that this is normal. It starts with taxing obscene wealth, breaking monopolies, reclaiming public goods, and restoring democracy from the billionaire hostage situation it’s been shoved into.

We can start right here in the United States. Make Davos Man a historical speed bump instead of the operating system for the planet.

And one last thing—let’s not forget: many of the people sipping wine in Davos are the same people desperately hoping the Epstein files stay buried.

RELEASE THE DAMN FILES.

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Robert Cain
Author of Democracy for Sale: How Corporate Greed Is Corrupting Democracy and Endangering the Planet