byRob C.
So here we areâpaying our taxes like good little citizens, watching potholes swallow our cars whole, bridges crumble into rivers, and our healthcare bills arrive with more drama than a season finale of Breaking Bad. And yet, somehow, America is still the âgreatest country in the world,â right? Sure. If youâre a billionaire.
Letâs just be honest about something nobody in Congress wants to say out loud: We pay a lot in taxes. And we get almost nothing for it.
Why? Because the game is riggedâand the billionaire class has been cheating since disco was cool. Possibly forever. But hey, whoâs counting? (Answer: not the IRS, apparently, since theyâve been too underfunded to audit the rich for years.)
The Great American Giveaway
Every year, average Americans like you and me dutifully fork over our tax dollarsâmoney that could go toward, oh I donât know, functioning schools, drivable roads, healthcare that doesnât require a GoFundMe, and college degrees that donât feel like a 30-year mortgage.
But instead, what do we get?
â Crumbling infrastructure.
â A healthcare system thatâs basically a roulette wheel with a $10,000 copay.
â A student debt crisis so bad we might as well hand diplomas out with foreclosure notices.
â Teachers buying classroom supplies from Dollar Tree.
â And oh yeah, billionaires launching themselves into space because paying taxes is for suckers.
Meanwhile, the top 1%âthose titans of âmeritââare dodging $500 billion in taxes every single year. Thatâs half a trillion dollars. Enough to fund universal pre-K, rebuild every bridge in America, fix Flintâs water, and still have change left over to buy Congress a conscience (well, maybe not that last one).
Wealth â Merit (Shocking, I Know)
Letâs kill this myth once and for all: Income inequality is not the result of a merit-based system. Itâs the result of a corruption-based system. The people whoâve been winning the game for the last 50 years wrote the rules, rigged the scoreboard, and now own the referee.
They tell us to âtighten our beltsâ while they deduct their private jets. They say, âWe canât afford universal healthcare,â while they stash trillions in offshore accounts. And they have the audacity to call it capitalismâas if thereâs a free market involved when billionaires are writing tax policy through lobbyists and PACs.
This isnât capitalism. Itâs plutocracy cosplay wrapped in a flag, sponsored by Goldman Sachs.
Compare and Despair
Meanwhile, in other developed countriesâyou know, the ones without dreams of corporate feudalismâpeople get:
â Free or low-cost healthcare without having to marry their job.
â Affordable college education that doesnât turn them into indentured servants.
â Subsidized childcare, parental leave, pensions, housing, and transit that actually runs on time.
â And⌠wait for itâhappiness. The top spots on the World Happiness Index consistently go to countries that tax their rich and provide for their people. Wild concept, I know.
In the United States, our happiness comes in the form of âthoughts and prayers,â broken dreams, and coupons for a free side of fries with our insulin.
The National Debt? Try the National Heist.
Weâre constantly told that we need to be concerned about the national debt. We need to âcut spendingâ (translation: gut services for the poor), âraise the retirement ageâ (translation: die at your desk), and âbe fiscally responsibleâ (translation: shut up and keep paying).
But hereâs a fun thought experiment: if the top 1% has dodged $500 billion a year in taxes for decades⌠and you add that up⌠it starts to look a whole lot like our national debt.
So let me get this straightâweâre being saddled with interest payments on money we never even got to use, because billionaires couldnât bear the thought of giving up a fourth vacation home orâGod forbidâa yacht with fewer than 3 helipads?
The Jokeâs On UsâAnd Itâs Not Funny Anymore
We are being played. Gaslit. Swindled. Shaken down by a class of elites who convince us that billionaires are âjob creators,â taxes are evil, and that government should be small enough to drown in a bathtubâexcept when itâs writing billion-dollar checks to Lockheed Martin or ExxonMobil.
And through it all, weâre supposed to be grateful. Proud, even. Patriotic in our poverty. But hereâs the real red, white, and blue truth:
Until we tax the rich, shut the loopholes, and stop worshipping billionaires like theyâre gods instead of parasites, weâll keep getting crumbs while they feast.
So yesâwe pay high taxes.
Noâwe donât get what we deserve.
And yesâweâre the suckers at the table while the rich count their winnings and sip champagne made from our broken infrastructure.
But we donât have to keep playing by their rules.
Itâs time we flipped the table.
Art by Chris Britt