Currency for Criminals: The Great Digital Ponzi Scheme

By Rob C.

Art by Doug Marlette

TL;DR: Cryptocurrency has one job, and it’s not “banking the unbanked.” It’s a high-tech Ponzi scheme designed to help drug dealers, human traffickers, and Russian oligarchs move money in the shadows. While the US Dollar is backed by trillions in tangible national assets and robust GDP—Crypto is backed by “Blockchain,” a tracking system with more holes than a screen door. Now, with Trump and his offspring launching their own “World Liberty” tokens, the grift has come full circle. It’s currency for criminals, run by the biggest ones we know.

Good morning. Let’s talk about magic beans.

If you’ve been on the internet in the last decade, you’ve heard the gospel of Bitcoin. It started in 2009 with a white paper by the mysterious “Satoshi Nakamoto.” To this day, nobody knows who Satoshi is, though many point to British cryptographer Adam Back. Mr. Back has spent years denying he’s the founder, but the mystery is part of the marketing. It’s the “origin myth” of the digital age.

At its core is Blockchain: a distributed ledger. Think of it as a digital receipt that everyone can see but supposedly no one can change. The problem? Blockchain isn’t an “asset.” It’s a tracking system. And contrary to the hype, it’s not perfectly secure. Between “51% attacks” and code vulnerabilities, it’s a ledger that can be rewritten if you have enough muscle.

The Dollar vs. The Digital Ghost

You’ll often hear the “Doom-and-Gloom” crowd claim the US Dollar is worthless. That’s fake news designed to sell you gold or Bitcoin. Currencies are backed by a nation’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) and its massive physical assets.

Even with our national debt, the US sits on hundreds of trillions of dollars in assets. We don’t just print money; we license the rights to the very ground we stand on. Companies like Hilcorp Energy, Devon/WPX, BP, and Fieldwood Energy pay billions for the rights to extract oil and gas from our onshore and offshore territories. The dollar is backed by the heat in your home and the fuel in your car.

A quick review - The U.S. dollar is backed by:

The full faith and credit of the U.S. government (the most powerful and stable government in history). The U.S. economy—the largest and most productive economy in the world. Massive national assets including land, natural resources, infrastructure, and intellectual property.

Crypto is backed by... hope? It has no inherent value. It’s a classic Ponzi Scheme—a fraudulent investing scam which generates returns for earlier investors with money taken from later investors. If the “Greater Fool” stops buying, the price hits zero.

Bits of Coins:

Bitcoin was introduced in 2008 by someone—or some group—using the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto. Nobody knows who Satoshi actually is, which should probably tell you something about the trustworthiness of the entire enterprise.

The leading theory is that Adam Back, a British cryptographer and early cypherpunk, is either Satoshi or part of the group that created Bitcoin. Back denies being the founder, but he was definitely involved in the early development and his Hashcash proof-of-work system was cited in Bitcoin’s whitepaper.

The fact that the creator of the world’s supposedly revolutionary financial system remains anonymous and refuses to claim credit is... interesting. Either they’re hiding for noble privacy reasons, or they’re hiding because creating an unregulated monetary system used primarily for crime might have legal consequences.

Blockchain?

Blockchain is the underlying technology of cryptocurrency. It’s essentially a distributed ledger—a tracking and verification system that records transactions across multiple computers.

Here’s how it works: Instead of a central bank or authority maintaining the record of who owns what, the blockchain is maintained by a network of computers (nodes) that all have copies of the transaction history. When a new transaction occurs, it gets verified by the network and added to the “chain” of previous transactions. This creates a permanent, theoretically tamper-proof record of every transaction. The “blocks” are bundles of transactions, and the “chain” is the sequential history linking them together.

Sounds secure, right?

Well, contrary to public perception, blockchain is not perfectly secure. It can, and has been be hacked. The verification process can be compromised if someone controls enough of the network (a “51% attack”). Cryptocurrency exchanges get breached regularly. Wallets get stolen. Blockchain is more secure than some systems and less secure than others—but it’s definitely not the unhackable fortress crypto enthusiasts pretend it is.

Blockchain is a tracking system, not an asset. It’s a technology for recording transactions—it doesn’t create value any more than a spreadsheet creates value.

The Usual Arguments:

Scarcity? Artificial scarcity isn’t value. I can create a limited supply of anything—doesn’t mean it’s worth something. There’s a limited supply of my toenail clippings. Doesn’t make them currency.

Market demand? That’s circular reasoning. “It’s valuable because people will pay for it, and people will pay for it because it’s valuable.” That’s not backing. That’s speculation.

A Criminal’s Best Friend

Cryptocurrency is really good for one thing: hiding criminal activity.

Drug Dealers & Cartels: Moving weight across borders is easy when you don’t have to carry a suitcase of cash. They can receive payments anonymously and move money without banks flagging suspicious transactions.

Human Traffickers: Creating untraceable payment rails for the world’s most horrific “industry.” They can pay for victims, transport, and pay bribes without creating paper trails that law enforcement can follow. Epstein Island anybody?

Russian Oligarchs: Evasion of sanctions is the new national sport in Moscow, and Crypto is the playing field. They can evade sanctions, launder money, and move assets internationally without governments tracking their transactions.

Traditional banks have Anti-Money Laundering rules to flag suspicious activity. Sure, they fail sometimes, look at Jeffrey Epstein and Chase Bank, where the “Epstein Class” was protected by a wall of corporate silence. But Crypto doesn’t even have a wall; it just has an “Exit” sign. It allows the worst people on earth to anonymously launder and move money globally without a single red flag.

The Trump Family Token: World Liberty for Who?

The fact that Bitcoin is trading at over $70,000 per “coin” is the definition of a bubble. You can’t spend it at the grocery store. It has no utility unless you’re buying fentanyl on the dark web or trying to hide your wealth from a divorce attorney.

So, why have Trump and his criminal offspring suddenly become “Chief Crypto Advocates”? In 2025, the family launched World Liberty Financial, complete with the $WLFI token. With Eric and Don Jr. as “Web3 Ambassadors” and 19-year-old Barron as the “DeFi Visionary,” the grift is now a family business.

Why jump in now? Because it’s currency for criminals. When you’ve spent your life dodging subpoenas and bankruptcy courts, a decentralized, anonymous money-laundering machine isn’t just a business opportunity—it’s a survival strategy. They aren’t “democratizing finance”; they’re building a private exit ramp for the “Epstein Class” before the house of cards collapses.

The Bottom Line: It’s a Scam

Crypto is marketed as:

Revolutionary financial technology (it’s not). A hedge against inflation (it’s more volatile than any fiat currency). Decentralized freedom (it’s controlled by a small number of whales and exchanges). The future of money (it can’t scale and nobody actually uses it for legitimate transactions).

What crypto actually is: A speculative bubble where people gamble on price movements. A Ponzi scheme where early adopters profit from later investors. A tool for criminals to evade law enforcement and financial regulations. A grift run by tech bros, scammers, and the Trump crime family.

Hold onto your wallets. The “Trump Coin” is digital now, and you’re the one paying for the privilege.

F*CK ICE, RELEASE ALL THE FILES!

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— Robert Cain, author of Democracy for Sale: How Corporate Greed Is Corrupting Democracy and Endangering the Planet. Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Booksellers everywhere.