Donald Trump was never a successful businessman. He was a walking bankruptcy with a spray tan, creating failed companies such as, a fake university, airlines, steaks, vodka, and even a casino (how do you bankrupt a casino?). But thanks to a reality show, a complicit media, and a desperate political class, he conned America into making him president—and now, in 2025, he’s back, not to lead, but to cash out. Again.
Today, the Trump family grift machine is in full swing, using the presidency like a shopping mall for influence peddling. Trump’s adult children—aka the Trust Fund Avengers—are running a giant Crypto scam and raking in big dollars from foreign governments, while magically avoiding regulations and oversight. Jared is back, fresh from collecting $2 billion in Saudi money, and Ivanka is reportedly “advising” American diplomacy from her branded jewelry showroom.
Trump’s campaign and PACs are funneling donor money directly into Trump properties, paying himself inflated rates for “security,” “event space,” and “lodging” at his own golf clubs. Secret Service agents are once again being billed thousands to stay at Mar-a-Lago and Bedminster—on our dime. It’s not a presidency. It’s an ATM.
Meanwhile, Trump sells digital trading cards of himself as a cowboy, peddles Bible knockoffs with his name on them, and hawks Trump-branded sneakers for $399 a pair—because nothing says “Christian populism” like limited-edition gold high-tops made in China.
He’s still pretending to be a businessman, but this is pure, unapologetic fraud. His policies are designed to help one person: Donald J. Trump. Deregulation? Good for his real estate. Tax breaks? Great for his donors. Legal immunity? Perfect for a guy currently dodging multiple indictments and civil fraud judgments.
And let’s not forget: his tariffs are back, slamming small businesses and raising prices across the board. His “economic plan” is a mix of revenge, vibes, and MAGA merch sales. It’s not leadership—it’s loot-and-scoot authoritarianism.
He gaslit America once, turning failure into branding. Now he’s doing it again—older, angrier, and with a family of grifters in tow. And the real tragedy? Millions are still buying the act, while the country gets dismantled piece by piece like a Cyber truck hitting a speed bump.
The lesson? If you treat democracy like a business, don’t be shocked when a Con -Artist CEO burns it down and bills you for the ashes.
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